• Little Known Facts: A Novel
    Little Known Facts: A Novel
    by Christine Sneed
  • Portraits of a Few of the People I've Made Cry: Stories (Awp)
    Portraits of a Few of the People I've Made Cry: Stories (Awp)
    by Christine Sneed

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Saturday
Mar302013

iPhone, We Have a Problem

  Much is made today of our inability to communicate with each other: men with women, Democrats with Republicans, city people with country people – despite the fact that there are a multitude of inexpensive pocket-sized devices to keep us more easily connected than during any previous era in human history. 

            A recent text exchange that I observed between two friends: 

            B: What do you want for dinner?

            L: What do *you* want for dinner?

            B: I asked first.

            L: I picked the last 3 nights.

            B: I don’t know what I want.

            L: …

            B: ??

            L: I told you, you have to pick.

            B: You did not.  What you said is that you picked the last 3 nights.

 

            Considering the millions of quotidian texts and Facebook status updates, the billions of tweets recently acquired by the Library of Congress for their archives, along with the multitude of emails that are exchanged each day despite this last mode’s imminent obsolescence (“Emails take too long,” some of my friends have complained. “It’s so much easier to text”), I’m not sure why our species is still so inept at communicating with each other.  

            Perhaps it would be best to take a lesson from some of the other species that often inhabit our homes – dogs and cats get their messages across to us and to each other with the greatest of ease and speed: Food. Now.  Walk. Now.  If we don’t follow their commands, we are leered at and stalked until we obey. 

            Even spiders, who rarely, if ever, as far as I know, have been heard to utter a sound audible to the human ear, get their message across quite well.  “Consider my intricate, awe-inspiring web,” the spider in your stairwell says.  “Please avoid it.”

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Wednesday
Mar202013

The Next Big Thing Questionnaire

At the end of this post, I've tagged a few other writers, Melissa Fraterrigo, Jessica Treadway, Tyler Mills, and Leigh Stein, who have also recently completed this questionnaire about new books or works-in-progress. 

What is the title of your book?

Little Known Facts

 

Where did the idea come from for the book?

I’m not sure what triggered it but one day I was thinking about what it would be like, if you’re a young man, to have a father who is a film star.  If Paul Newman or Harrison Ford or Robert Redford were your father, and you’ve had to live with his enormous global fame since you were old enough to be aware of it, how would this affect you and the choices you make? 

 

What genre does your book fall under?

Literary fiction

 

Which actors would you choose to play your characters in a movie rendition?

I’m not sure!  Someone suggested Alec Baldwin for the focal character, Renn Ivins; others have suggested George Clooney.  It might be neat to see Alan Rickman play him or Brad Pitt too.   As for Will, the son, maybe the very talented British actor Ben Whishaw or Ryan Gosling – he’d be *great*.

 

What is the one-sentence synopsis of your book?

The children and lovers of a famous actor reflect on what it means to be involved with him, i.e. the difficulties of living their own lives, making their own decisions.

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Saturday
Oct132012

Why a Novel About Hollywood?

My second book, Little Known Facts, is a novel about a family in Hollywood with a successful actor at its center.  My primary interests as I wrote the book were the complex relationships between parent and child, brother and sister.  Little Known Facts is not meant to be read as a cautionary tale about the price of fame and its effects on a successful actor and those closest to him.  Nonetheless, as I wrote the book, I attempted to be clear-eyed and unsentimental about the probable drawbacks experienced by someone with the kind of fame Renn Ivins, the novel’s focal character, has achieved. 

            The idea for the book arrived at some point in 2010, and I’m not sure what triggered it.  One day I was thinking, What would it be like to be the son of Harrison Ford?  Or Paul Newman?  Or George Clooney?  I think it would probably be pretty difficult because almost any potential friends or lovers the son meets, whether they realize it or not, would want to get as close, if not closer, to the father as the son.

            Plot is important in this novel, as it is in most novels, literary or genre fiction, but Little Known Facts is above all a character-driven story, that is, literary fiction, as all of the fiction that I’ve written since I started writing seriously twenty-two years ago is.  I am most interested in voice and character, and each of the major characters narrates one or two chapters in this novel. 

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Friday
Jun292012

Teaching in the Pacific University Low-Residency MFA Program

   In case you’re not familiar with the term low-residency as it pertains to graduate creative writing programs, I’ll define it here: students who enroll in a low-residency MFA program, such as the long-standing ones at Warren Wilson College and Vermont College, along with the newer and already well-regarded Pacific University graduate writing program (in which I’m a new fiction faculty member), spend ten days twice a year on campus taking part in workshops and craft classes, and the rest of the year corresponding with an assigned faculty member in their declared genre (fiction, non-fiction, or poetry, usually.)  Most of the work is therefore done off campus, with new stories, essays and poems, along with reader commentaries and other critical work, mailed to faculty advisors every three to five weeks.  Detailed critiques are then sent back to the student within a few days. 

            June 14 – 24 of this year was my first low-residency experience teaching for Pacific University, and it was several things: exciting, moving, exhausting, affirming, and ultimately, enlivening.  Sitting in the craft talks, hour-long lectures given by faculty members (two talks are scheduled most days), concerning some aspect of the genre(s) in which they have published, made me feel again the thrill and expectant hope that I often experienced as a graduate writing student in poetry at Indiana University in the mid-90s, where I studied with Maura Stanton, David Wojahn, Tony Ardizzone, Cathy Bowman, Yusef Komunyakaa, Roger Mitchell, and Alyce Miller.  Why do we write? each craft lecturer implicitly asked us.  Also, how do we write?  Two examples of craft talks given during the ten-day Pacific residency: the marvelous poet Ellen Bass’s sentiment v. sentimentality poetry talk and the funny, smart, and fearless Laura Pritchett’s how-to-write-sex-scenes talk – full of, er…inspiring examples and tips from sexy writers such as Steve Almond and Scott Spencer.  The talks are delivered in many different ways: some writers read from print-outs (as I did when delivering my talk on story structure) and others were dazzling multimedia blitzes, but ones with much more substance than MTV’s airy video glitz – such as Michael Meyer’s “Start with Place” talk on travel and memoir writing and Aimee Nezukhamatatil’s haibun lecture (a haiku – prose poem hybrid.) 

            A question that was answered in many ways while I was out in Forest Grove, Oregon for ten temperate June days: Why is the Pacific University program already ranked in the top five of low-residency programs, despite having been founded fewer than ten years ago?  Some of the answers: 1) its director, Shelley Washburn, has worked her derriere off, as have the assistant director Colleen Sump and the program’s administrative assistant, Tenley Taylor, to ensure that it’s run with passion, dedication, and expertise; 2) the faculty are all working writers as well as major-league teachers: the publications, awards, fellowships, and other citations included in the bios on Pacific U’s MFA faculty web page were heady and daunting the first time I read through them. Along with my admiration for their many accomplishments, I felt as if I wanted to be a student again and study under these writers, who are now, unbelievably, my colleagues;  3) the Pacific MFA students are also talented; each application is read and considered closely by a meticulous and dedicated admissions committee; 4) the faculty are mentors and friends as well as virtuosic teachers. 

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Monday
Apr182011

Rules, Shmules

My final post for Ploughshares, 4.11.11:

Because several of my preceding posts have been very earnest, and also, possibly, a little depressing, I thought that it might be nice to end my tenure as a Ploughshares blogger on an upbeat note.  With this in mind, I recently asked a group of anonymous literary authorities to comment on some of the writing rules many of us learned in school.

Part I – All Things Junior High

1.  You should never end a sentence with a preposition.  We’re not sure why this is a rule, but we like it very much and take issue with that know-it-all Winston Churchill who opposed this directive, and about it once said, “That is such pedantic nonsense, up with which I shall not put.” 

2.  You should never split an infinitive.  Infinitives are sacred objects, on a par with golden chalices, fragments of the Berlin Wall, swatches from Jesus’ shroud, and the last chocolate éclair at the bridal luncheon.

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